"Arsenal just announced Xhaka will wear the no 29 jersey"
"Tim we're at my uncle's funeral for fuck sake"
Excuse me but you're telling me I have to pay income taxes on both my wedding day AND the premiere day of The Muppets vs. Donald Trump?? Fuck I hate my life.
Give birth to your newborn is my Middletown home, $10hr! Years of babies and proud parents served right in my shabby chic foyer
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