#ReasonsWarsFail He didn't #InvadeIraq
Hey cool it's #nationalicecubeday so I'm gonna make crushed ice and then tweet about it~
Wondering why all the prisons around Newark are so secure and Newark gets ignored. The prison needs serious policing before someone gets shanked. #smh
Hey friends! In case I haven't told you through LinkedIn or email yet lol, I have a new career as an ice cream man! I prefer the term Sales Coordinator in Frozen Dairy Options. So for all of you who enjoy Frozen Dairy and don't have a Coordinator, I would welcome the opportunity to be your "ice cream guy".
I would handle anything Good Humor or Häagen-Dazs for you and you would no longer have to hail an ice cream truck or go to a Cold Stone Creamery where they would treat you like a number. I would give you superior ice cream and take care of you personally. I work on an appointment basis so please contact me to set up your first ice cream screening!
Check out the newly improved Choco Taco. This double chocolate layer will be the best one yet! Have a great holiday weekend and PLEASE EAT ICE CREAM!