Guy: This cup is filled with toxic acidic acid I demand a refund!!
Barista: Sir that is a cup of black coffee
Cop: Ma'am you were doing 80 in a 35 zone
Lady: I was on my way to the favorite lunch spot
Cop: I'll drive
Ate my favorite type of bagel (plain) this morning, this is surreal.
Dad got a free trip to Satanic Murder Island.. Anyone tell me WHY this place is so unpopular?
lmao my 2 month old was hungry and I forgot to buy him formula because uh gross lmao
Need a solid weed dealer for my nephew. What is everyone's experience with Spanky McDanky?
So proud of Tiff for lying to her calc professor for free food, thatta girl
Dollar Tree is slashing their prices on all plastic bins and paper clips. 50 cents! Just mention "Facebook" and wink at checkout and you'll be setting the tar down on easy street.
Bahaha I just held up the liquor store ugh so pathetic
I refuse to donate unless I can get it all done in one place for convenience. Very inconsiderate of the poor otherwise.