Been blasting the sound of white noise while sticking my face up against a functioning microwave for an hour now; this night is crazy

Been blasting the sound of white noise while sticking my face up against a functioning microwave for an hour now; this night is crazy

Found a few teenagers hanging out in the street at 10am. Doesn't look good, who can I call about euthanizing these little scamps? Picture of teens can be found on Snapchat. 

Found a few teenagers hanging out in the street at 10am. Doesn't look good, who can I call about euthanizing these little scamps? Picture of teens can be found on Snapchat.