Ate an entire cheesecake I haven't had in a while, now I'm sitting on the toilet listening to rain and indigestion. perfect :D

Ate an entire cheesecake I haven't had in a while, now I'm sitting on the toilet listening to rain and indigestion. perfect :D

If you support drunk driving, I hear TGI Friday's has a big fat parking lot for your death mobile. If you don't, take the kids to a park. What do you mean you don't have kids? Take them outside and PLAY! Happy Father's Day to every single male in th…

If you support drunk driving, I hear TGI Friday's has a big fat parking lot for your death mobile. If you don't, take the kids to a park. What do you mean you don't have kids? Take them outside and PLAY! Happy Father's Day to every single male in this town! You're all fathers!