Meanwhile my buddy who always roots for ISIS is having a great 2016!

Meanwhile my buddy who always roots for ISIS is having a great 2016!

My phone has been off the goddamn hook all day and my guests are outraged that I have yet to chaperone them to an Italian Ice spot. What gives??

My phone has been off the goddamn hook all day and my guests are outraged that I have yet to chaperone them to an Italian Ice spot. What gives??