You bet I have weekend plans buddy! Just going to wallow in melancholy while I recount the loved ones whom have passed from their time on earth. I just want to see them again. That's it. So yeah this kicks the garbage out of your hiking trip.
Omg stop I need to tweet this people NEED to know that I plan on doing literally the most useless act imaginable this weekend!! THEY DESERVE TO KNOW.
I A M A L A W Y E R This could be you at some point in your career! I'm conducting a hearing in July at first avenue. All female jury. Are you possibly available? Interested? HEARINGS. HEARINGS. HEARINGS TONIGHT 5/26 700pm. First Ave Courthouse. Need women only.
On my big vacation in España! Completely forgot how to say "hospital" so I just showed the taxi driver the bullet hole in my shoulder ;)